Rock On, LJ RPers. The Rock is On.

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Hey everyone!

So, in my last post (which was locked to the LJ RPers on my flist, since it didn't concern many of you. XD;), I made a pretty rash judgment while extremely upset. And while most of my issues are pretty real, quitting RPing won't solve them. In fact, upon reflection, I realized that quitting would make me MORE miserable. And so, as a tribute to the wacky, crazy place I tend to call home every once in a while, I made a fanmix.

The Wonderful World of Roleplaying – A Love Song for an Impossible Art

An FST for LJ RPGs

DISC 1

Track 1: “…that’s way too much effort for pretendy-funtiems.”

The U.S.S. Make Shit Up by Voltaire

‘Cause when we find

We’re in a bind:

We just make some shit up.

Track 2: “OMG, YOU STOLE MY RP PARTNER YOU RP PARTNER-STEALING WHORE!”

Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne

Soon enough you’ll be wrapped around my finger,

‘Cause I can, ‘cause I can do it better.

There’s no other, so when’s it gonna sink in?

She’s so stupid, what the hell were you thinkin’?

Track 3: “I’ll be honest—I’m terrible to my characters. I like watching them suffer. >3”

Evil Laugh by Seanan MacGuire

My laugh is an evil laugh—

Ha ha ha ha, DIE!

You will never get away,

So it’s better not to try.

Track 4: “WHY DO STRAIGHT CHARACTERS SUDDENLY BECOME GAY?!”

I Kissed a Boy by Cobra Starship

I kissed a boy, and they liked it.
Got all the honeys in the club excited.
I kissed a boy just to start shit,
That homeboy was not about it.

I know it’s wrong, but I don’t mind
I’m gonna start shit tonight.
I kissed a boy just to start shit,
They just loved it.

Track 5: “You are awesome to play with!”

Look at Me (I’m a Winner!) by The Aquabats

Four radios blastin' classic rock
And they're pointing at you!
With your fist raised high,
and a hitch and your step
You've got it all!
I've got no reason to lie!
Look at me look at me look at me I'm a winner!

(You're a winner!)
It's just as simple as that.
Don't you agree don't you agree don't you agree that I'm a winner?
(You're a winner!)
You just can't argue with that!

Track 6: “TL;DR!!”

I Know by Hank Green

I know that you don’t think I know that I know what I know.

I don’t know what you think that, think you know I don’t.

But I know what you don’t think I know I know I know,

Baby I know that you don’t know what I know.

Baby I know that you don’t know what I know.

Track 7: “YOU HAVE NO HMD POST!!”

I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred

And I'm too sexy for your party,
Too sexy for your party--
No way I'm disco dancing.

I'm a model you know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the catwalk.
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah,
I do my little turn on the catwalk.

Track 8: “That log we did last night? Yeah, I fapped to it.”

I Touch Myself by Scala and Kolacny Brothers

I don’t want anybody else,

When I think about you I touch myself.

Track 9: “I’M JUST HERE BECAUSE STARTING WANK IS FUN!” (AKA: “YOU’RE THE CANCER THAT’S RUINING THIS GAME!!!”)

There’s A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered by PANIC! At the Disco

Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed.
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes:
Everything goes according to plan.

I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?"

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it.

Track 10: “NO ANIMU.”

America (Fuck Yeah!) by Trey Parker

Starbucks! (FUCK YEAH!)
Disney World! (FUCK YEAH!)
Porno! (FUCK YEAH!)
Valium! (FUCK YEAH!)
Reeboks! (FUCK YEAH!)
Fake Tits! (FUCK YEAH!)
Sushi! (FUCK YEAH!)
Taco Bell! (FUCK YEAH!)
Rodeos! (FUCK YEAH!)
Bed, Bath and Beyond! (…Fuck yeah? Fuck yeah!)

Track 11: “NOOOO, DON’T DROP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!”

My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion

Love was when I loved you,
One true time I hold to,
In my life we'll always go on.

Near, far, wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on,
Once more you open the door,
And you're here in my heart,
And my heart will go on, and on.

Track 12: “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!!”

Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by Broadway Kids

Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.
No, you're not.

Yes, I am.
No, you're NOT!

Yes, I am, yes, I am!

Track 13: “Godmodders. >/”

Invincible by OK Go

When they finally come to destroy the Earth,

They’ll have to go through you first.

And I bet they won’t be expecting that.
When they finally come to destroy the earth,

They’ll have to deal with you first.
And my money says they won’t know about the

1000-Fahrenheit hot metal lights behind your eyes--

Invincible!

Track 14: “Big games scare me. ;A;”

Integral by Pet Shop Boys

If you've done nothing <input ... >wrong,
You've got nothing to fear.
If you've something to <input ... >hide,
You shouldn't even be here.
You've had your chance,
Now we've got the mandate--
If you've changed your mind,
I'm afraid it's too late.

We're concerned,
You're a threat.
You're not integral,
To the project.

DISC 2

Track 15: “ONE PIECE/NARUTO/HITMAN REBORN/KINGDOM HEARTS/PERSONA IS TAKING OVER MY GAME!!”

Yo-Yo Ninja Boy by Less Than Jake

Stayed awake all night,
Fighting the crimes:
Weasell, Rock and an Evil Guy.
Grandfather, Mandy, Wendel, Chip,
helped Ninja Boy be the best there is!

Best of a kind and he'll never win,
He's no match for his Yo-Yo Spin!
Grandfather showed him all his tricks,
there's not a problem he can't fix:
He's just getting started!

Yo-Yo Ninja Boy,
Go, go Ninja Boy!

Yo-Yo Ninja Boy,

Go, go Ninja boy!

Track 16: “Okay guys, it’s 5AM, I should stop tagging and go to bed. =_=”

Who Needs Sleep? by Barenaked Ladies

My hands are locked up tight in fists.
My mind is racing filled with lists,
Of things to do and things I've done.
Another sleepless night's begun.

Lids down, I count sheep,
I count heartbeats.
The only thing that counts is,
that I won't sleep.
I countdown, I look around.

Track 17: “HMD?” (AKA: For Lina. <3)

The Worrying Kind by The Ark

So if you see me somewhere,

With that glassy ol' stare,

And the panic and fear in my eyes.

Don't call for first aid or the fire brigade,

Or the local police 'cause they won't care.

I'm just a silly old boy with my head in the can,

Just a mortal with potential of a superman.

But what sense does it make,

When I feel like a fake,

When I´m saying to you all, be good for goodness sake?

Track 18: “I love you, RP partner! …but not like that.”

Trucker Hat by Bowling for Soup

And all these things mean nothing to me.
When I’m with you I’ve got everything.
I could want and I could need,
Even God he would agree,
You and I were meant to be,
It’s easy to see.

I’ll never go out of style on you,
And nothing really feels the way you do.
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good,
When you fit me like you do.

Track 19: “You can’t listen to Anonymous—most of them are like pigeons with typewriters.”

Fuck You (Very Much) by Lily Allen

Fuck you,
Fuck you very, very much.
Cause we hate what you do,
And we hate your whole crew,
So please don't stay in touch.

Fuck you,
Fuck you very, very much.
Cause your words don't translate,
And it's getting quite late,
So please don't stay in touch.

Track 20: “GOD, YOUR CHARACTER IS SUCH AN ATTENTION WHORE.”

Miss United States (Berman Brothers ReMix) by William Shatner

She's beauty and she's grace,
She's queen of 50 states,
She's elegance and taste,
She’s Miss United States.
Hold your crown up high,
Hold your crown up high,
Raise it to the sky,
Hold your crown up high.

Track 21: “I JOINED THIS RP FOR THE SEX LOGS. 8D”

Digital Get Down by N*SYNC

Can we get connected?
I need some love and affection baby.
I'll call you on the phone,
I hope that I get through.
If you're in the mood and I'm not home,
Here's what you do: leave a message.
You know the kind I like to get back to.

Track 22: “THE FACT THAT YOU PLAY THIS CHARACTER, CREEPS ME OUT.”

Little Girls by Oingo Boingo

They don’t ask me questions,
They don’t want to scold me,
They don’t look for answers,
They just want to hold me.
Isn’t this fun?
Isn’t this what life’s all about?
Isn’t this a dream come true?
Isn’t this a nightmare too?

Track 23: “This is my first LJ RP, so I don’t really know what to do…”

Learn to Do It from “Anastasia”

If I can learn to do it, you can learn to do it.
Something in you knows it,
There's nothing to it!
Follow in my footsteps, shoe by shoe!
You can learn to do it too!

Track 24: “SECRET BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE A CREEPTASTIC STALKER.”

Stalker Girl by Arrogant Worms

She says I touch her in a very special way,

But I’d never go near her now without my pepper spray.

And the voices in her head,

Said break into my house and sleep in my bed,

And they also said that shaving the cat was okay.

She’s my creepy stalker girl,

I’m the centre of her wacked out crazy and delusional world.

She follows me every everywhere,

She’s even got a bag with some bits of my hair.

Just go away you creepy stalker girl.

Track 25: “HER THREADS ARE SO BORING. NOT LIKE I READ THEM RELIGIOUSLY OR ANYTHING.”

Not About You by Jonathon Coulton

I haven’t thought of you in fifteen days and today I still won’t think of you.
And when I call you up and you’re not well I might not even care.
Every day gets better than the one before,
Cause every day I know that I’m fine without you.
But I don’t think about it.

This one is not about you,
You can put that in your pipe and smoke it.
This one is not about you,
Baby, you can take that to the bank,
And shove it up your big fat ass.

Track 26: “MODS LIVE TO SERVE—BUT THEY ALSO TERRIFY ME, CHRIST.”

Circus by Brittney Spears

All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus.
When I crack that whip, everybody gon' trip just like a circus.
Don't stand there watching me, follow me, show me what you can do.
Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor just like a circus.

There's only two types of guys out there:
Ones that can hang with me and ones that are scared.
So baby, I hope that you came prepared,
I run a tight ship so beware.

Track 27: “RP IS SERIOUS BUSINESS GUYS.”

All I Wanna Do by Sheryl Crow

We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday,
In a bar that faces a giant car wash.
The good people of the world are washing their cars on their lunch break,

Hosing and scrubbing as best they can in skirts in suits.

They drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks,
Back to the phone company, the record store too.
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me, cause

All I wanna do is have some fun,
I got a feeling I'm not the only one.
All I wanna do is have some fun,
I got a feeling I'm not the only one.
All I wanna do is have some fun,
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.

BONUS TRACKS: “I love you guys.”

Everybody Rules by Morningwood

Hey you, wake up
Don't let those kiddies get you down
It's true, I know
You been kicked and pushed around
Thinking bout not waiting for tomorrow?
Thinking of a way to end your sorrow?
What happens now?
You just gotta hold your ground

E.V.E.R.Y.B.O.D.Y.
(everybody rules)
E.V.E.R.Y.B.O.D.Y.
EVERYBODY RULES

My Life Would Suck Without You by Kelly Clarkson

Maybe I was stupid for telling you goodbye.
Maybe I was wrong for tryin' to pick a fight.
I know that I've got issues,
But you're pretty messed up too.
Either way, I found out I'm nothing without you.

'Cause we belong together now, yeah,
Forever united here somehow, yeah.
You got a piece of me,
And honestly,
My life would suck without you.

DOWNLOAD THE TRACKS + COVER ART:
Disc 1
Disc 2

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