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Zell's Life at Balamb Garden -- A Random Songfic brought to you by FFVIII

Zell: I went down to the beach, and I saw Selphie. And she was all like—

Selphie: (being chased by a sand fish) AAAAGH!

Zell: —and I’m like—

Squall: …Whatever.

(Zell looks slightly annoyed that Squall interrupted him.)

Squall: Whatever.

(He continues)

Zell: So, I went down to the library, and this chick comes up and she’s like—

Librarian: H-hey, aren’t you that dude…?

Zell: And I was like—

Squall: (Forehead massage) …Whatever.

Zell: ‘Cause this is MY Balamb Garden and—!

Squall: Whatever.

Zell: And this is my life as a SeeD of—!

Squall: Whatever.

Zell: And this is my Balamb Garden and—!

Squall: Whatever.

(Another Zell glare)

Zell: So it’s 3 AM and I’m on the corner wearin’ Squall’s leatha’…

(Cut to Squall's room, the previous morning)

Squall: (calling) Zell! Where the heck are my pants?!

(Cut back)

Zell: And this dude comes up and he’s like, ‘Hey, punk!’ and I’m like, “YEAH?!”

Squall: (still can’t find his pants) …Whatever…

Zell: ‘Cause this is MY Balamb Garden and—!

Squall: Whatever.

Zell: And this is my life as a SeeD of—!

Squall: Whatever.

Zell: And then, I was beating up on stuff in the Training Centre, and this guy in a weird hat comes up. And he’s all—

Weird Hat Guy: Are you with the Headmaster or—?!

Zell: And I’m like, “YEAH!”

Squall: (clearly irritated now) …Whatever.

Zell: ‘Cause this is MY Balamb Garden and—!

Squall: Whatever.

Zell: And this is my life as a SeeD of—!

Squall: Whatever.

Zell: So up comes Irvine, and I’m like, ‘Yo Irvine, what’s up?’ And he’s like—

Irvine: Nothin’.

Zell: And I’m like, ‘That’s cool.’

(Squall opens his mouth, then stops, throwing a glare at Zell.)

Zell: ‘Cause this is MY LIFE AS A SEED OF—!

Squall: Whatever…!

Zell: AND THIS IS MY BALAMB GARDEN AND—!

Squall: Whatever!

Zell: And this is MY Balamb Garden of—!

Squall: WHATEVER!!

(A Random Songfic based upon Squall’s favorite response: ‘…Whatever.’)

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