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It's 10:30...

I've finished my UC Apps.

They're going out tomorrow.

Thank the God and Goddess above.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………

The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.

The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle.

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a UC app,
And the poor student who finished it,
Then cried for a long, long nap.

Her mother was a fiend with her red pen,
Her father slacked no less,
So the student sat down to depict her life,
In a thousand words or less.

And so at 10:30 the night before,
The application was due,
She pounded out the final draft,
The essays, they were slew… slain!

And now she heads to the mailing box,
To mail after a long, long while,

With seven app pages…
Three essays too…
A check for two hundred… dollars…
And all this goes to the proper place,

HERE ON UC APP ISLE!!

GOODNIGHT FELLOW CREWMATES! I SALUTE YOU!